[evil]

Okay, so I've got this gift that allows me to carry over 10 different items of food, sauces and plates (although no cutlery - real men eat with their hands!) down to the TV all at the same time. I stick a bottle of tomato sauce in my mouth and a jug of cordial in between my legs while balancing eight different plates of food on top of eachother - all just to avoid going back into the kitchen for a second trip!

It's really quite an art form.

What self destructive or lazy inspired skills and talents do you have?

[Lily]

I always lend people money
When I know they wont give it back to me
I swear I've given one girl about 10 dollars
And the other day I gave away 3 dollars to girls I dont even know
Its weird, but I find it hard to say no?

Does that count?

Also..

I can do piano and singing practice whilst I eat
Which never works very well... But I try!!

[insanekilla]

Does the ability to masturbate for hours on end count?

[ExplodingMonk...]

Thanks, I needed new nightmare material.

[insanekilla]

My 'pleasure'

[JohnPaulRingo...]

I thought he was banned from posting...and if he wasn't, he certainly should be now!

My friend has a habit that is self-destructive to those around her. She can read and talk at the same time. So when we go places to study together, she'll talk to me the whole time and I won't get any work done while she finishes everything.

[insanekilla]

Ah JPRG, if you're not illiterate you're certainly deaf! Evil specifically said that I am post-moderated.

[lozinabox]

yeh im a shocker.. i sing while doing everything.. i can have msn going.. be singing.. doing homework and at the same time on the phone. im nuts but i guess im female so i can multitask

oh.. and for one where im lazy... i put everything in my pockets or 'bully' my sisters into getting it i even tell one to smack the other one when they are annoying me.

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[prostitot]

i even tell one to smack the other one when they are annoying me.

...and you say this works for you? Teach me your ways, oh lozinabox!

[Sam]

I have the ability to find skittles amongst hundreds of smarties =]

[lozinabox]

...and you say this works for you? Teach me your ways, oh lozinabox!

all it is is a bit of mind manipulation

[Fedora.Pirate]

I can procrastinate better than anyone I know.

[Kelevra]

i can stay in bed longer than anyone

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[sexy]

I can start arguments with insanekilla quicker than anyone

[slurpee]

i have the amazing ability to make a complete jackass out of myself myself in any possable scenario - and i can frag zombies like no one iv ever met

[insanekilla]

I can start arguments with insanekilla quicker than anyone

Sorry but that skill lies with somebody else.

[chicken wing]

i have this horrible tallent of being able to fall asleep at the worst possible times. for example: several biology SACs and many of my exams(including english). Also in class, and while umpiring netball.

[lozinabox]

i can stay in bed longer than anyone

wrong there. my sis can sleep up to 22 hrs in one session. only getting out of bed to pee and eat in that 2 hrs she wasnt sleeping and then went back to bed.

true story.

[Sam]

i can stay in bed longer than anyone

I'll hold you to that im pretty bad

[kiki]

ive stayed in bed for 6 weeks. and no. i didnt even get up to go to the toilet. i was in hospital. thats pretty amazing.