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I megaloath RipSticks - ISFAT
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moon
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post Dec 7 2008, 01:14 PM Post #1
Now I'm not gonna try and sound articulate - because i'm not, so i'll just say it straight:

RipSticks - those half skateboard, half scooter, twisty things - are fucking gay!

and here's why:


1. To make them move you have to wiggle your back foot and look like a tard

2. They're slower than if you just walked!! Seriously, this morning i over took this little bitch without breaking stride (owa owa!)

3. I hate them.

4. macaroni + cheese = delicious


In conclusion, slinky + escalator = infinite fun.

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post Dec 7 2008, 01:14 PM
 
Bambi
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As dumb as a disney character...


post Dec 7 2008, 11:52 PM Post #2
I think I might have to agree with this. Especially slinky + escalator = infinite fun.
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post Dec 8 2008, 03:38 AM Post #3

Feh to this ripsticks, I must whole heatedly agree...I mean if your trying to reinvent the skate board...DONT...I think this technology has come as far as it needs to...try reinventing something that needs it...like...the pogo stick or the koosh ball...otherwise stay out of the reinventing kitchen!!!

Mac and cheese is pretty amazing...mmm now that would be a reinvention...MAC AND CHEESE ON A ESCALATOR!!!! hands.gif
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Bambi
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As dumb as a disney character...


post Dec 8 2008, 10:25 AM Post #4
Mac and Cheese is gross. Seriously.

/off topic.
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n0lite
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srsly.


post Dec 10 2008, 11:10 AM Post #5
HELL YES.

This is so eerie. Today some kid nearly ran me down on one, and it's the first one I've ever seen (I avoid such things like the plague they are) and I was srsly screeching about it for like half an hour. My friend was like "calm down" and I was like "NO. THAT THING IS A PRODUCT OF THE DEVIL AND I DON'T LIKE IT AND I'D PREFER TO HAVE MY ANKLES CONNECTED TO THE RIGHT BONES RIGHT NOW PLZ".

So thank you for this highly topical subject.
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post Dec 29 2008, 10:46 AM Post #6
Actually, the original ones were made to feel like you're surfing, rather than skateboarding.
And they're really not for transport as much as they are for recreation.

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