[oddchild28]

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.

You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares?

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Ladies- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.

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Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the sonofabitch for you.

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Ladies- Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin' pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so I don't do it.

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Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies- Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

[prostitot]

what about the REAL LADIES?! hrm??!?! =)

[ExplodingMonk...]

hahaha women think they have the right to slack off when theyre cooking.

now thats funny

[prostitot]

I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes. Alternatively, you can buy me food =)
Haha I like that.. Why cook when men will buy it for you?

[ExplodingMonk...]

Yeh, thats what we want u to think. A few months of buying u food equates for years of you cooking for us!

[prostitot]

how does burnt spaghetti sound?

[ExplodingMonk...]

damn it!

[oddchild28]

prostitot and ExplodingMonkeyArmpit, you two sound like you are married.

[prostitot]

nah i stood him up at the alter ;P

[ExplodingMonk...]

yah, and then all these other women were waiting in line so I picked out of about 10 or 20. Then prostitot regretted that day she left me there.

[prostitot]

but I can continue living because I know that he's only done it to spite me.. that he doesnt really love them and he's just waiting for the day i'll take him back

[ExplodingMonk...]

Yeh...well... well...



This post has been edited by ExplodingMonkeyArmpit: May 30 2006, 08:35 AM