On this night i dedicate this rant to the shower, the best place ever to just relax and think.

Here are some stereotype people i work with:

The sly boss. He will try to con you into overtime by giving you an hour long job, but by saying "how about you smash this label out before you go home, JUST PUMP!" he thinks you will not even have a clue, very very sneaky.

Lazy fat useless coworker. These people have no use whatsoever, they aren't even good to talk to when you feel unproductive, it's my theory they make a living as extras in movies, as their only skill is occupying space.

Crazy forklift driver. The crazy forklift driver will crash into your stock and then blame you for leaving a 600kgs of goods in plain sight, never mind he can't for two seconds remember he is driving a forklift, not a nascar and even then it still doesn't make sense how he can still hit something that big. The average shelf life of a CFD is about 2 weeks then the company just hires another one, yay!

The stoners. These elusive creatures will take a lunch break and come back with blazing red eyes thinking no one even suspects they just smoked pot, we know you did but we just don't care, and no pot is not 'like the greatest thing ever' and you don't need to mention this to me every day. As appealing as it is i would prefer my estrogen levels to stay where they are.

I'm tapped, post your own!

In summary, kids: Go to school, get good marks, go to a university, do an extremely hard degree, then when it comes time for the work force you'll be working with people with IQs greater than 70!

It would be fine if you had actually done this yourself, then you could talk down to me. Fact is you haven't. Can we just leave it at that?

In summary, kids: Go to school, get good marks, go to a university, do an extremely hard degree, and then you probably won't be so bitter about your job that you need to defend it to a 17 year old kid.

wow u have great logic and all. and if everyone got good marks, got into university and did an extremely hard degree... we'd have lots of doctors, dentists, lawyers, business people... but our society would crumble at the foundations.

Because, as you can tell, I'm being entirely serious here and not mocking Blingmaster at all.

How's your 89.45 going, buddy? Gonna get a real smart guy like you into a nice degree? I'm sure you worked real hard for that, and it's reflective of your wonderful intelligence.

stick to the thread focus eh? bash me on all the other threads you usually bash me on.

Oh come now, let's not go forgetting that promise I made. You know, how when you bullied ExplodingMonkeyArmpit into leaving I said I'd make ISFAT hell for you? I'm just honouring a promise.

i didnt say stop your life affirming insults towards me, i just said take them somewhere else, the point of this thread is stated in the first post, thanks

This guy's a real dickhead. God, he's just an absolute fucking shmuck who's going nowhere in life. Not only is he blatantly retarded, but he actually seems to think he's of some importance on this planet. Man, he's just so fucking stupid. It's a pity he'll never actually see this post though, right?

If anyone's interested, this is why insanekilla has been placed on indefinite moderator preview. This means that from now on, all of his posts will need to be approved by a moderator before they become public.

On behalf of ISFAT, I apologize if he has offended anyone, and he will remain on moderator preview until his behavior improves.

Now please, let's get back to the topic.

hahahaha thats funny
but insanekilla did take it a tad to far
u can get your point across without the language

and without the attitude and egotistical crap, and an ever so present grandiose sense of self worth.