Oh hai guys. I be Heather AKA The almighty Heatherzilla... or Bambi if you prefer.

Seeing as I'm too lazy to write about myself, ask me a question. Anything you want, I promise to answer truthfully. Have fun

Welcome, almighty Heatherzilla, to ISFAT.
Do you like cheese?

I do like cheese. It is one of the reasons I will probably never be vegan.

Why hullo thar. Why the name Bambi?

PS: high-five for AFI, MCR, Brand New, and Rise Against. shweet

Ahoy, love the thread title.
high-five to both you and chimp for those bands.

Question: Why are you here?

Now, get off the computer and go do my homework!

Bambi, I think this book might interest you: http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Rule-World-Han...4753&sr=8-1

It is my all-time favourite.

hi i spose

My evil mistress Robbie decided one day that it should be my nickname. He says it's because I'm as dumb as a Disney character(I think I was having one of my blond moments at the time). I say it's because I'm as cute as a Disney character. And epic high-five for the band love.


Epic high-five to you too for all the band love.
Me being here is also the fault of my evil mistress Robbie. He was talking to me on msn and was just like "Heather join this site or else" and I was like "This wins. A site purely for the purpose of ranting about all the shitty things in life. This shall be my new home." and so it was.
Homework sucks. I'd rather spend my time inventing interesting ways for my teachers to die. I currently favor helium asphyxiation. Muhahaha.


That book wins. I'm so going to find me a copy. Also WTF at this

Edit: And hi to Kelevra

Hello Master HEATHERZILLA>>>Bambi...we shall rule one day...until then we shall just discuss it on internet forums...

Yes. The world shall be ours. Muhahaha.

Trouble is, I reckon about 15% off people (myself included) want to take over the world. I mean, there's enough that we could almost rebel on our own, if we were all in contact.

This sounds like an awesome idea. As long as we can stop everyone from fighting. Hmm. Chocolate & lolkittehs?

Not if i take over first! zombie foot soldiers shall devour all!

Q. Bambi, do you like meat? For you mentioned your desire to be vegan

Zombies huh?

I plan to copy my mind and transfer the copies to robots. In effect I'll have my own army of Heathers 'cept they'll be all shiny and indestructible.

And to answer your question, I'm a vegetarian and have been for several years. I would love to be vegan but it's really not something I think I could do. I'm pretty hopeless at eating a balanced diet so I'm sure my health would end up being pretty crappy.

Also, the ads on here are hilarious.



Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?

Yeah but if they are shiny and industructible whats to stop them over throwing you considering they have your ambition! DOOOMED is your plan.


Well back to my FILTHY evil i guess.

Yes, but along with my ambition they also have my awesome huggy goodness and love of kittehs. They would not overthrow me.

Plus, as soon as there is more than one, they would recognise the threat they pose to each other, and therefore realise that teamwork is the only way they have a chance of surviving long term without being backstabbed, and really, why does it matter if one is fleshy?

Myself, I'd be just as contented with buggering off to start a new world on Mars, but basically I'd just use robotic submarines to take control of the ocean, and some small scale land-based skirmishes, before starting on the production of amphibious bots to take the land.

Interesting. I think this place needs a world domination thread. fo srs.

And I'm still getting the same ad from before haha.

I'm all hyper and bouncing off walls right now. There is new NIN. It was only released a few hours ago and there's already a 36 page thread on ets. It's insane. My download hasn't even finished yet. It should hurry up before I go insane.