I need to waste some time.
I'm getting some pretty important test results back soon, but not soon enough. You know how whenever you need time to speed up it slows down? Yeah. I'm going absolutely insane waiting for these results to come through.
I've already cleaned the hell out of my house, I'm hand-sewing a set of oversize novelty molars, I made over 60 cupcakes in varying flavours, I've transported all my shit over to my new computer using a fucking 220 MB USB stick and yet time is still dragging ridiculously. Convieniently enough I'm going away... BUT ONLY AFTER THE RESULTS COME IN.
So, does anyone have any suggestions of ways to kill major time? Pleeeeeeease?