Today I tried to walk into a bank... I walked into the glass door instead.

It was supposed to be a properly functioning automatic sliding door, but it wasn't working for some particular reason (I'm suspecting terrorists, or Jerome). But I spent the next two minutes, making an idiot out of myself, to all who could see, me walking in and out, step back, step foward, in and out... trying in vain to make the automatic door work with me. (I'm suspecting the door didn't work, because I have no soul)

Even though there was a manual door, just a couple of metres away, I wasn't about to lower my standards and touch that thing. That is what technology has done to me... feel rich, and made me ass lazy. Anyhow, I like using the automatic door...it makes me feel like I've arrived

... the effects of sleep deprivation
GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!

Hm, yeah, it's a bit sad that we expect all doors to just automatically slide open for us now. Hah, I actually wanted an automatic door with a keycard in my bedroom for my birthday once. Good times.

The most I've ever wanted for my door was a lock... is there something wrong with me?
But yeh, I know what you mean. People are becoming more and more lazier as technology progresses. Its even reached the point where people are thinking about machines that havent even been invented yet to do day-to-day things because they're too lazy and cant be bothered doing it.
Come on, dont tell me that you've never thought about having your own personal machine to turn on your computer for you coz you cant be fucked bending down

But prostitot, you always get fucked when you bend down. OHHHHHH SNAP

at least i get some.. when was the last time you got ANY?
take an example.

This could be a really interesting discussion... it died. o-O

I fucking hate those ticket barriers at stations.

This morning I put my card in and the machines spat it out.
Not just pushed, but spat it at me.
I was really shocked.

This happened after the ticket machine rejected my $5 dollar note.

I was really pissed off.