Jesus christ, she is the worst fucking teacher IN THE WORLD.

Let's go through a few basic things first:

1) She gets the worst results in all of Victoria.
2) She's a bitch.
3) She's soooooo annoying.

I have been trying so hard to get all my work done so as not to piss her off this year. But exams caught up with me and I wasn't able to get a few essay corrections done. I try to explain this to her in a calm and rational manner and she just stares at me with a look of incredulity and disgust and then says, "I do not believe this" (Imagine a typical Israeli accent.)

My god. I WANTED TO FUCKING SOCK HER IN THE FACE. POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

What does she not understand about, "I'm sorry, I don't have the time at the moment, but I'll do everything on the long weekend. Okay?"

SERIOUSLY, IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO COMPREHEND THAT MY LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND HEBREW, YOU STUPID BITCH?

Jesus christ, and in class she is so annoying. You know those teachers who don't get angry, but whine? She's one of them.

"Whyyy don't you understend that this is year 12 subject! You have to learn for the love of the subject and zen ze marks will come!" (All spelling mistakes were intentional to give you an idea of her stupid accent)

HERE'S A NOTION, YOU IDIOT, WE ARE NOT DOING HEBREW FOR 'LOVE OF THE LANGUAGE' WE'RE DOING IT TO GET A 35 WHICH WILL MARK UP TO 50. YOU ARE NOT DELIVERING THIS TO US. YOU ARE THE WORST TEACHER IN BIALIK. IN THE PAST FEW YEARS YOU TAUGHT 3 STUDENTS WHO GOT OVER 99.8 AND NOT ONE OF THEM - NOT ONE OF THEM GOT ABOVE 35. YOU SUCK. DIE. I HATE YOU. GO TO HELL.

i dont know about you but i think she is a good teacher. she really brings out the best of me.
and that film about drugs was wicked gold!

hmmm i wouldnt know since i go to a public school that doesnt offer hebrew but i do know about my fair share of irritating language teachers. i had the same japanese teacher for 3 years in a row and learnt next to nothing... got to yr 11 and my teacher is like "do you know this?" and what is left of the 60 odd people who were doing japanese in yr 9... is now 14... all go "no"

not to mention my maths teacher in yr 8... no one could understand him so we had to teach ourselves....

and then there are the homework nazis who give you a stack of homework without knowing that every other subject gives you a stack too.. and what do they do? complain when you don't finish it! and its not like i don't do my homework... gosh! i did 10 hours of maths homework last sunday... thats right. 10! and thats just one maths subject... and none of it was study.

.. and then theres OUR maths teacher! psh.. explodingmonkeyarmpit can take the floor here.. but what i will say:
result- teaching urself the whole unit 2 days before the exam ;P

OH, and then theres our english teacher!! she couldn't look/sound more like a mouse!!! she's.. AAARGH!! she writes down notes before the class, and then reads them to the class... and she's just so OUT OF IT!! there she was, reading off her notes, and she'd skipped a question on the sheet, and started reading out the wrong notes, and when she was questioned about it, she tried making relations between her notes and this question, and it made NO SENSE whatsoever!! and it continued like that until someone corrected her and told her SHE WAS ON THE WRONG QUESTION.
*breathe*

and yeh, the hebrew teacher's a nut, too ;P
"NO BISLI IN MY CLASS'
i think she had a problem with apples, too... hrm

I hope our maths teacher dies a slow, painful, caucasian death.
She makes me sooooo angry!! God!!!!

And then shes like:

You not go well cos u no study refrection (PJ)

Anywho shes a bitch and should die. That is all

We are so racist.

not really. we're not being racist, we're just expressing discontent about not being able to understand a teacher's explanation/lack of being able to teach and as a result, we have to suffer because of it.
its not being racist, because quite frankly, if any other teacher was such a bad one, we'd be saying the same thing..
we're not discriminating with the intention of doing so!

see this is where id be racist but u no....
id like to remain a member of isfat.

Oh god she's a horrible teacher.
Shes like 50 women on periods at once! thats how annoying, aggrivating and hatred-inspiring she is!

Ok you guys CLEARLY forgot about Mr Theo!
My greek, business managment teacher with the extra large tongue that doesn't fit in his mouth?
The arrogant, arrogant man?
The one that has a CAT?
The one that swore at us and called my friend an idiot?
The one we want to shoot.

Beat that, raaaar.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIZE HIS TOUNGE IS?
You dirty, dirty girl. Been taking some after school lesson eh?

Well it clearly does not fit.

Hah.

eeew.........

man some teachers are annoying. theres this one at my school who pounds a block of wood on the desk to get people to shut up even when they arent saying anything .... and she kicks people out of the classroom for sneezing....

the problem is that being a teacher is such a shitty job that noone smart wants to do it, only idiots get a career in teaching, if you like being anal fisted by the government when it comes to pay working in shitty conditions and having to teach smart alecky teenagers - teaching is definitly for you.

of course there is exceptions, like people who really want to make a difference in their community by lowering their income potential to make children happy, but they are really rare.

Bottom line try to listen to your teacher but remember : he/she is an idiot who chose teaching as a life career so its a good chance they are pretty stupid.

To add to what Blingmaster said alot of crap teachers are there because all the good people get higher paying jobs for coperations while the left overs that the coperations refussed to pay become teachers.
While there are few good ones who actually wanted to be teachers they are quite rare.

physics has the worst teachers in the world... next comes languages.

we have good teachers... i mean theres got to be some bad ones out there in my skool - theres like 200+ of them but the ones i have had have been good, except in yr7...but he was only there for a term, we successfully got him "separated".

hahha... separated eh?

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My Hebrew teacher isn't all that bad. She's probably somewhat incompetent and not such a great teacher, but she's nice enough and certainly tries, despite my doing minimal work.

My Classical Hebrew teacher (who was also my TNT teacher last year) on the other hand . . . Oh, oh my dear. I don't want to say anything. It wouldn't express the idea sufficiently. Everything about her is annoying. She has this European accent which is annoying, how she says things is annoying. If you wanted to bottle "annoyingness" and sell it - you'd go find her.


My English teacher is like the Yoda of English - She's small and really, really old and wise. Nonetheless she's really animated, I could imagine her all of a sudden starting to fight some terrible villain five times her size. We don't know how old exactly. We tried endlessly to find out, but her exact age eludes us.


And my maths teachers are pretty good. Although nothing much else to be said there.

In Syddy, I don't think my teachers are as bad compared to your descriptions - save for my PE teacher. Since she teaches PE and not English, I can pardon her for not comprehending that not everyone can sprint from here to Perth and have the high jumping ability of the Peter Rabbit.

*Trunchbull image*

I got a D. =(

Worst teacher i ever had was probably the best teacher i ever had (in bludge respect)

math in year 9, he would walk in, say get to work, open up a national geographic mag, walk out to the staff room and play solater, man i played alot of nightmare chess in yr 9 math

That also brings me back to the days of year 9 maths. However, our teacher was a English/Law major and had no idea who or what Pythagoras was. So instead of Pythagoras, in year 9 maths, I learned about the history of AFL (she was a Souths fan). Needles to say, I learned so much.

I think the worst teacher I've ever had was my yr10 science teacher. He gave quite a few people 0 for the multiple choice section of the exam, because people circled their answers instead of crossing them.

The guy was not very nice, which meant that psychologically he was difficult to learn from. I learnt more from the student teacher that taught a week or less worth of lessons than I did from him, I just hope I don't get him for chem next year.

eh that reminds me of the replacement teacher i had in yr 8 for maths when my already crap teacher was on long service leave or something.

he gave us one question. per lesson. ie. Ex 7.3 question 1. a)

that was it. and its the Enrichment Maths class. He told us to double check that we had gotten it correct. we did.

from then on we didnt listen to him.

I remember that teacher, thank God we were in a computer room. That was the worst double period ever.

I remember also having a maths teacher who liked to tell us about how monkeys learn....

I've had a bad share of teachers too. My english teacher used to sing the vocab words in our English Skills tests.... shudder

And my english teacher is really nice, but she tells us about her personal life all the time. She is very much on tangents.

But I have to say that I have the most awesome teacher for art. I've luckily had her for most of high school. You can swear and say whatever you want and she will just go "wait until I turn my deaf ear towards you, then I haven't heard it". She lets us talk, listen to music and whatever. But she knows when to draw the line and make idiots pay for their stupidity.

I remember i had the worst year of school in year 6. My teacher hated me so much till this day i dont know why

But she told the other girls in my class they wernt allowed to talk to me.

But that was ages ago!

that sounds really horrible. she sounds like she was a bitch

Teachers shouldn't mess with their students socially, that's just wrong. I mean, they can be human, but telling people to exclude you is not right.