Alcohol is shit.

Haha, did somebody get smashed off their brains and wake up with a huuuuuge hangover?

...you say this every time

Well..this time i mean it! I'm so going to be the sober one at the party next time. Really :'( Nah, insane I didn't even have a hangover, I was just so stupid when i was drunk. Ah, I saw this girl from my old school and said some really stupid things.

2 questions. Was it a scopusite? Did you let her have it?

I'm not putting into context because I'd sound like a loser...but somewhere within my sentence in reply to her saying "i thought you hated me," i said quote "i did hate you!"

Rofl owned. Now who was it?

I must say that was pretty funny though..
u said that last time after mine
as if it'll ever happen!!
god, i could have got some real incriminating photo's of u though!

oh shutup jodie they're not that bad!! I look hot!
and i'm seriously going to be the sober one next time!
you'll see...muahahahah!!

thats what they all say

yeah, sorry em but ill have to second that

Alcohol is great...and so are cigerettes and acid and weed and everything else people tell you isn't. YOU ALL LIED TO ME. It just took me a long time to figure it out.

*washes jades mouth out with soap*

Mmm soap is also EXCELLENT.

I was going to start this as a new topic. But then I remembered that I'd made this topic only a couple of weeks ago, so i thought...lets put it in here!

Alcohol is evil....EVIL!!

again?
dude, this is getting boring

I really don't think there's much more that needs to be said

and to think, that wasn't even said.. it was just copy/pasted

Not even that, just clicking the quote button

I stand corrected.
One has to ask, aware that alcohol is no fun, why does one continue to drink?
Where's the fun in no fun? Hrm...

You so were sitting when you said/typed that

emmas right.
alcohol is evil.
and tastes funny.
baaaaaad alcohol...

makes me giggle more than i already do... if thats not an achievment then i dont know WHAT is...

hmmm not to mention the liver damage it does.... and it can make people who normally have good bladder/bowel control not so good....

hahah eww....

guess WHAT. getting typsy, thats right, i said TYPSY!! on friday...w00hooo. *waves a flag*.

So we call alcohol shit, twice vow to be sober at the next party, totally ignore the vow and then call alcohol "EVIL" and then get all excited about getting more in less than a week. Is anyone else confused by this?

the liver is EVIL
we must PUNISH it

keyword there was TYPSY

Typsy ≠ sober

fair point. but...i'm taking it down slowly step by step.

ah I see

...10 bux she's gonna get drunk.
i mean.. I BELIEVE IN YOU!

(any takers? ;P)

ad a 5 to the 10 if she gets totally plastered.

ahahha you guys suck. well actually i only have 2 cruisers and christian has sworn to not let me get drunk SO THERE

<3 Alchy!

never
CREAMY SODA ALL THE WAY!!

creamy soda eh? straight or with added laquers

well turns out i didn't get drunk, and it made for a better night. although the night was pretty shitty anyway, but that's another story. i'm going to stick with my 2...ok maybe 3 cruisers

last friday i drank out of a jug, the last thing i remember is finishing it and screaming I FINISHED IT MOTHERFUCKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


apparently after i started throwing preztels at anyone who came near me, and i held my girlfriend's legs in the air for like 10 minutes, she tripped me over and i still have this massive lump on my head.

good night or great night? you decide.


p.s don't drink like a fuckwit and you won't get hangovers, stupid nubs

a wise girl once said:

not the poor liver! livers have feelings too. save the liver! kill the tinea!

tinea as in the feet peeling disease?

yep

'...dont get comfy there next to mr.liver...here comes doctor turks lazer! Zzzz!!!'
'i think we could do without the colour commentary.'
'oh so its colour commentary because i'm doing it?'

GO SCRUBS

...ewww tinea

scrubs is great, but voting to beat my girl up is greater, GET TO IT!@!!!

haha. some boyfriend you are.

Look whose talking!

baZING. I sense some hostility.