WEIGHING IN AT AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF POUNDS, HE IS THE NEW ARCADE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA


Bow down, bitches.

*lets off an enourmous amount of heel boo's*

*sexy enters*

*the crowd immediately pops*

*insanekilla runs away with his heat*

And I guess we will see what happens at the next PPV in a Steel Cage.

Oh god I love my fantasies

mmm fantasies.

now i shall beat the both of them!

*commentary*

AND SEXY MOVES IN FOR THE KILL WITH A STEEL CHAIR! WATCH OUT INSANE! OH RIGHT IN THE BACK HE'S GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT. BAM! AGAIN WITH THE CHAIR, SEXY IS DANGEROUS TONIGHT! BUT WHAT'S THIS?! *insane sits right up*

OH GOD! NO! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SLEDGEHAMMER, SEXY! BAM! INSANE TAKES BACK CRAZY KOALA AND HOLDS ONTO THE TITLE!

*cue music*

*Revan, dressed in a flowng dark robe, enters*

*Everyone immediately bursts into flames and cry out in agony.*

wow...way to destroy the mood! damn...